Welcome to the unofficial page of the dubious lyric

Ever listened to a song, and sung the wrong words? Ever embarrassed yourself in front of friends by singing the wrong lyrics? Now, presenting, the page that makes sure you sing them wrong for forever more.

Enjoy at your peril... signed, the dodgy lyric meister

The Artist The Track Title

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The dodgy lyric

Sending in a lyric, your name will be shown underneath.

Sounds can be saved by right clicking and choosing "save target as"

Hovering the mouse over the format shows how long (roughly) on a 56k modem

I hasten to add, a soundcard really is required to hear these. (I have been asked!)

You get the idea!

 

M People Someday

22 seconds

8 seconds

Every time I think about you, it makes me shit.

 

Annie Lennox There Must Be An Angel

22 seconds

8 seconds

Overgrown with fleas

 

Abba Supertrooper

22 seconds

8 seconds

I was sick and tired of everything, when I called you last night from Tesco's

 

Peter Gabriel  Games Without Frontiers

14 seconds

5 seconds

She's so fucked below

 

Peter Gabriel & Kate Bush Don't Give Up

20 seconds

8 seconds

Don't give up, no reason to be a shit

 

Elton John Bennie and the Jets

12 seconds

4 seconds

She's got electric boobs, and moorhouse flu

 

Fleetwood Mac Seven Wonders

22 seconds

8 seconds

You touch my hand all the way, all the way down to MFI

 

The Police Every Breath You Take

8 seconds

3 seconds

How my poo hole aches

Thanks to "Mikey" via email

Queen One Vision

27 seconds

10 seconds

Just gimme (yeah) one man (one man), one life (one life), one Day (one day), just gimme gimme gimme gimme fried chicken (vision vision vision)

Exceptionally famous 'dodgy' lyric

Dido White Flag

10 seconds

4 seconds

I will go down with this shit

Thanks to Eirlys

Madonna La Isla Bonita

11 seconds

4 seconds

Young girl with eyes like potatoes

Thanks to Balders via email

Bonnie Tyler It's a Heartache

21 seconds

16 seconds

It's a hard egg, nothing but a hard egg

Thanks to Balders via email

Adam and the Ants Beat My Guest

10 seconds

4 seconds

Beat me, beat me where it hurts

Thanks to Phil

Elton John Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

18 seconds

7 seconds

What do you think you do now? I left the shit down the plane

Thanks to Sis

Sister Sledge We Are Family

16 seconds

3 seconds

Just let me staple the vicar

 

Celine Dion My Heart Will Go On

25 seconds

10 seconds

I believe that the hot dogs go on

Thanks to Helen via email

Michael Jackson Billie Jean

7 seconds

3 seconds

The Chad is not my son

Thanks to Balders via email(again)

REM The Man on the Moon

22 seconds

8 seconds

Martin Luther and the game of life, yeah yeah yeah yeah

Thanks to Balders  via email

Jacknife Lee Cookies

10 seconds

8 seconds

Put Cilla Black back for the night

 

Scooter Nessaja

9 seconds

2 seconds

The plated cow

 

Queen Bohemian Rhapsody

20 seconds

4 seconds

Beelzebub has the devil for a sideboard

Thanks to Scaryduck via blog

UB40 Food for thought

8 seconds

6 seconds

I've a green bandana, dying in the dog

Thanks to Lizzie

K D Lang Constant Craving

20 seconds

7 seconds

Can't stand gravy

Thanks to Paul

U2 Vertigo

9 seconds

7 seconds

Hello hello? (olá!) I'm at a place called Birmingham

Thanks to Scaryduck via email

If you have any dodgy lyrics, please email them to me here
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